Go Big or Go Home

Sometimes to make a big impression you gotta have big hair- Just ask Elvis:

Or, any of the legions of Elvis impersonators:
Johnny Bravo takes his hair to a new level of manliness: But the most enviable head-topping, lady-wooing, and rival-withering coiffure may actually be found in the avian world, and on a duck at that! Guys, throw down your Rogaine, laser hair combs, toupees, and Dippity-Do. Concede defeat and hail the biggest, baddest lady-killing pompadour of them all- that of the male Hooded Merganser: